Limericks

I bumped my head

while being in bed

until I got a bruise

while having a snooze

I let my hair air next to a chair

Congratulation you

won a bat to whack

a mat or a cat and

have this cool hat

so you can pat rat

There was a man with

a fan and he didn't get

the plan so he chewed on his

smelly shoe and he was screwed  

There was a jar filled

with money instead

of honey since the

bunny had quite

a big tummy

Hey you fool can

you fix the pool

then you will be

very cool for

using your tools