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Friday 12 July 2013

Limericks

I bumped my head
while being in bed
until I got a bruise
while having a snooze
I let my hair air next to a chair

Congratulation you
won a bat to whack
a mat or a cat and
have this cool hat
so you can pat rat

There was a man with
a fan and he didn't get
the plan so he chewed on his
smelly shoe and he was screwed  

There was a jar filled
with money instead
of honey since the
bunny had quite
a big tummy

Hey you fool can
you fix the pool
then you will be
very cool for
using your tools